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Hawthorne

Size and attitude are oftentimes inversely proportional as the laptop crab with the mainframe disposition demonstrates time and time again. He's a toe-pinching, penny-pinching, party pooping, macho, beer can-dwelling, woke-up-on-the-wrong-side-of-life hermit crab who's a little too much crab and not enough hermit, thank you very much.

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